And I have finally came back to Newgrounds! I left for a good reason, the BBS bore me, and half of Newgrounds kind of did. Well now i'm crawling back, so I ask forgiveness!

And this blog will be for your delight! Have fun kids!

Its time to bring this jolly old blog back! Since I haven't been on Newgrounds much recently, I hope this might bring you some entertainment?

OMFG, a other blog? SugarMuffins! Well this is it! Your Awesome Quote blog! Please feel free to comment and give your best or favorite quote. If it's descent enough, or just plain funny, ill add your name up here on this list, and put your quote up here also.

P.S. Also if you'd like to change your current quote, please comment and i'll make the change as soon as possible.

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Quotes:
SaltshakerClock-Badass=SaltshakerClock .
Brazilianinja-I'll strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
Greyshadowskyknight-There is a god...he drives a jag!
1337leader-"YEAH BUT I HAVE A CAT BUT I NEVER FUCKED IT!!!"
Geogohan1-I Love sex but I hate paying for it
Rahvin-the-vampire-"It's 10 O'Clock, do you know where your penguin is?"
LoveNinja-Do you like Popsicles?
HateNinja-This is my world, and you're not welcome in it
Kangman-Get the fuck out of my lawn!
Knuxrouge-"I'm not better than you, I'm superior, the 'X' makes it sound cool."
LunarDragon96-Touch me, and I'll slice your balls off... I GOD DAMN MEAN IT!!!!
Keatnisher-True rombousee to calligyn
Darklotusjuggalo-Add two cups of ice, a slice of lemon and top it off with a severed finger stirrer.
War-Spawn ( I'm a huge fan of his music! )-Same shit... different smell.
Gergaloth-Life is too short, too pointless and too boring to be wearing clothes.
Croabadrin-You know that creepy feeling of being followed at night? That's the Oktochjubar...
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P.S.S. This Blog is always on construction.

OMFG, a other blog? SugarMuffins! Well this is it! Your Awesome Quote blog! Please feel free to comment and give your best or favorite quote. If it's descent enough, or just plain funny, ill add your name up here on this list, and put your quote up here also.

PLUS! There will be a tournament on who creates the most original, or plain fucked up funny quote of all time. If you'd like to be a judge, please give me a pm, and i'll only accept 5 judges.

P.S. Also if you'd like to change your current quote, please comment and i'll make the change as soon as possible.

Tournament will be announced sooner or later, so check my blog daily :3.

Tournament:
Also, when the tournament is announced, I'll add a date when it ends, so you'll have time to think of a quote. We'll put all names and quotes in places like, 1st place, 2nd place, etc etc. But that doesn't mean you have officially won, it will be upon the judges and me who determines the winner. Also, for the Tournament quotes, we'll have a random quote for each Tournament, so it can't be just about anything, it'll be what we have posted next to the Tournament Quote, have fun.

Rules:
No racism.
No spamming (or official ban)
No making fun of others.

The Judges:

Cigolini55 (Head Judge)
Chris-the-stick2
Karlu20
Cericon

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Tournament Quotes: New Topic Is--"Sports" ( 2\13\08-3\1\08 ) List of the participants will be posted here!

137leader-MY BALLS OH MY BALLS!!!
Generalchampion-Pats should have won but the O-line got very sloppy
Alexperson-"Gay coprophiliac sex should be an event in the Olympics. Those damn French would dominate."
SaltshakerClock-"While playing hockey, i saw someone playing around with another persons' nutcup."
Kangman-win or lose your still an asshole >:(
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Quotes:
SaltshakerClock-Badass=SaltshakerClock .
Brazilianinja-I'll strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
Greyshadowskyknight-There is a god...he drives a jag!
1337leader-"YEAH BUT I HAVE A CAT BUT I NEVER FUCKED IT!!!"
Geogohan1-I Love sex but I hate paying for it
Rahvin-the-vampire-"It's 10 O'Clock, do you know where your penguin is?"
LoveNinja-Do you like Popsicles?
HateNinja-This is my world, and you're not welcome in it
Kangman-Get the fuck out of my lawn!
Knuxrouge-"I'm not better than you, I'm superior, the 'X' makes it sound cool."
LunarDragon96-Touch me, and I'll slice your balls off... I GOD DAMN MEAN IT!!!!
Keatnisher-...So...i hear your a child rapist?
Darklotusjuggalo-Add two cups of ice, a slice of lemon and top it off with a severed finger stirrer.
War-Spawn ( I'm a huge fan of his music! )-Same shit... different smell.
Gergaloth-Life is too short, too pointless and too boring to be wearing clothes.
Croabadrin-The Oktochjubar is after me, ever since i kicked his ekkachiechevenet.

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P.S.S. This Blog is always on construction.

For the past 2-weeks, I've been trying to handle my AP English class. Its been going great when i switched to AP. Though, after 2 weeks, things got little...dramatic and MADNESS!

Week 1: The first week was kind of annoying, 5 page essay on Martin Luther King Jr. famous speech, "I have a Dream". My teacher (Ms. Niccolettie) said, describe a time when you had something like this. WTF?!?!?!? Well, I have not yet had anyone tell me that i'm a stupid white-piece of Brazilian trash, and that i deserve to die, so how the fuck am I suppose to write a 5-page essay?!?!?!?!?

Week 2: 1 week later, i finally finished the essay, which i soon handed it in. 2 days later, I got a D- on it. I was tripping so much i felt like punching anyone right next to me. There was a comment on the paper saying "This is garbage, this is all lies, please come see me during break". I was pissed, well yea DUH! It all lies because i have never experienced racism! Now she want me to waste my wonderful 45 minute break?!?! God this lady going straight to hell!

So i went back to class during break (which i soon regretted) and decided to see what with the hag giving me a D-. So there she was, sitting on her crummy shit desk, writing out little shitty notes :3. So i sat down, and took out my essay, and slapped it down on her desk ( I wish). So she starts with a boring voice, "Well Michael, as you can see, I know when your lieing or not, and i suggest that you do this again, but in a 7-page essay." My jaw dropped. To make it worse, she a BITCH, and she added 2 more pages! "Well Michael, if you don't do this i'll just call your parents and see how they will view this, oh and further more, if you don't do it, i'll fail you for the semester, well then thats about it, have a nice break". She soon gather up all her paper's and walked out of the classroom.

When she wasn't looking, i soon flip her off, gather my stuff, and went to have my damn break.

This all happen, i swear to God! I'll update this. Why? I think my teacher deserves a hate blog. Also i'm not going to do a 7-page essay, so we'll have to wait next week and find out what will happen...

Right, i'm now thinking of writing a few stories here and their, this is just a remake of WW2, which i had already done. This was suppose to be for school, but i said the hell with it! I'm a amateur so don't be an ass and leave a shitty comment.

[ Right me and my 2 other friends Kangman and Brazilianinja are thinking of making a flash out my story,(Though we have not yet agreed if were all going to put our time into it) Kangman says if Brazilianinja can do the art, he'll do the production making the format of the flash. i'll be proof reading,
editing and trying to make the story longer. Can't wait till we start making this :).]

This is the introduction of the story, plz read this first before you read the actual story.

A young lad named Louis, 17, a full blooded Frenchmen, who survived a total chaos in 1940 when Germany took France, remembered the ill moments he had. He had lost his entire family in the London bomb raid, and he will fulfill his brothers dream before he died, his brother wanted to join the army, so Louis joins to fulfill it.Once he grew to the age of 17, he signed up for the British Army, and they took him in well. He was amazingly clever, and quick to action and a quick thinker also (meaning he was able to get out of a situation with quick action while thinking ahead). He soon became a Sergeant(the previous one were dropping like flies for god sake), after his training, and going up the ranks rather quickly, but has never entered the war. Now he is participating in the WW2 effort against Hitler and his Nazis, by asking the current General of Britain, General Dempsey, to join the British 2nd Army, and take back France!

Setting: June 6th, 1944. Gold Beach, Normandy.

It was all quiet on the boat. No one talked, no one made a whisper. They were all ready, they soon prayed, and saw that they were drawing close to the shore. Louis, who was at the time, vomiting after a few minutes, wiped his mouth and asked his Captain, 'Sir, what will we do once we hit shore?", the Captain of Louis squad soon replied, in a ill manor, "Lad, the Germans have machine guns mounted up their at least 20 meters apart from each other from their post. We'll hope that the few men in front of us will provide cover for us once they start shooting. Once you hear guns shooting, jumped over and make a run for shelter up on the shore. You got that? From their, I'll lead the remainder of the squad and try to make a way up their posts and take them out.". Louis, replied with a sad reply, "Yes sir". He knew what was going to happen, their going to sacrifice the men up in front of the boat to provide cover, once we jump on the side of the boat.

The man who was driving the boat up shore soon called over to the 40 men, "We have reached the shore!! Get ready for the hatch to drop! You have at least 30 seconds till it drops!" The men were quivering. Some now started vomiting. The others, had their warlike faces on them, ready to kill, ready for shelter..or perhaps..ready to die.

We hit shore, with a thud, all soldiers seem to rocked forward from the force. the wheel on the hatch soon spin wildly, then the hatch dropped. The first few men who were about to go on the beach got hit by so much bullets, it caused some of the blood on their backs to appear, like a vapor of water. The captain, realizing that they better get off the boat quick, yelled out for all soldiers to jump on the side of the boat and swim to shore.

Louis jumps out of the boat, then a bullet nearly grazes him on his cheek, he stood their panic, facing war for the first time, then he hurries himself towards the beach, which already has a couple of men dead. Once he reaches the shore, he dives toward some sort of metal cross, which was laying on the wet sand. He stood their scared, as he watch men died, who were still on the boat, trying desperately to get on the beach and seek shelter. He soon sees his Captain calling him out, 'What the fuck are you doing?!?!" then he gets head shot, and falls rather awkward.

At that moment the rest of his squadron was behind shelter, and trying to survive the onslaught of machine bullets. Once he closes his eye's, we drift back in time 4 years later. When he was 13.

The beginning of the story.

Setting: May 26th, 1940 Paris, France 2:46 p.m. (i just randomly chose the daytime in Paris.)

There used to be a wonderful place, full of fun and laughter, where all was so joyful. News had reached us that Great Britain and France are keeping the Germans at bay. People knew it was WW2, but the propaganda of each nation kept giving it citizens false info and hope. As i stood their, in the heart of Paris my brother(11) and I(13) were walking home back from school.

We were both walking down the streets, with our heads held high, though my brother kept glancing at the French soldiers who were walking down the opposite street that we just came from. My brother admired them for a particular reason. High boots, shiny rifles, Blue and White uniform, walking in straight lines. My brother said he would like to join the military one day. Me, well, i love art so i'm going the opposite direction then my brother. We were 2 years apart but at the time, we didn't know what war had installed for us.

Once we reached the countryside where my parents lived, we raced home, waving our arms excitedly. Mother was making her best soup today for dinner so we couldn't wait. As we got home, our mother greeted us, kissed and hugged us, and hurried my brother and i inside, rather quickly. We asked her what was the rush, but all she did was pestered us inside.

Our father, who worked in Paris, as a businessman, said he'd be coming home late. As we sat their eating our mother soup, our mother sat on the sofa, and turned on the radio. Suddenly, their was an huge announcement on the radio. "The Germans has just invaded Belgium! Paris is now asking all French Citizens to evacuate! This is not a joke! The Germans took Belgium!" We stood their, staring at each other, first my brother then my mother, we all knew if we wouldn't leave, we were for sure doomed.

As we rushed into the heart of Paris, people were running with their belongings, dropping here and their, as if they were about to get bombed on. We quickly found our father, where he usually works at. We soon gathered our things from their, and got in our automobile. We soon head for the English Channel, so we can go to the British, since during the time, their navy has been the strongest, and was France ally. We soon arrived at a port city called Dunkirk. The port was so very crowded. We saw the French Military their, they all seem, out of breath, and their eye's, bulging. The French soldiers were actually digging up trenches into the grassy sand layered, which was near the beach. It appears that they thought, they were going back to WW1, and looking forward to trench warfare. It really looked like they were over-working themselves. Each soldier with a shovel in hand, kept digging deeper and deeper, till you couldn't see their blue helmets. It took us nearly 5-6 hours to get on a boat ready, thats when i heard a big bang, and when a passenger ship, filled with people, soon exploded. I saw people screaming and jumping into the air, being blown to bits!

I soon saw the German tanks, firing away at the boats, and the French military, this was only about at least 500 yards away, but they shot from a great distance! What made me so amazed when i saw their tanks, how enormousness and powerful it was. It was crushing all the obstacles in its way, destroying everything. We soon hurried into the boat, and the boat stirred to life, heading forward to Britain. Feeling safe and sound, yet scared, i tried and watch on how our French military holding up. I gasp in horror. Half of them were running, the other half running turning back and fire, and continue to run toward the channel. They were all panicking, soon Air planes that made a screeching noise almost came near us, and dropped a bomb on a other passenger's shiped. I nearly cried, when i saw how many peopled died.

Right next to me, my brother was crying loudly, while my mother, extremely worried, grasp her son, and tried to give him comfort. While my father(who knew what the hell was he thinking) tried to help with the sailor men. As i looked back at the beach, the Royal Navy of Britain, soon rescued the French soldiers, and quickly tried to get out. As we were far away from the beaches, I saw, so many German tanks, i gasp at how powerful the Germans were. As we finally reached Britain the next day, we were told we were one of the lucky survivor's that were trying to escape through the English channel. 300,000 French soldiers survived the horrible attack from Germany. About 30,000 lost their lives on the beaches that night.

So i thought to myself. "This is what war is? Basically, coming out here to die, at unbeatable odds? And we were so early into the war, we already lost? I pray we survive this..." After i thought of this, i cried silently, once we were put, where we would be sleeping, i just hope this bloody war will end.

Continuation of the D-Day invasion.

Setting: June 6th, 1944. Gold Beach, Normandy.

Back on Gold Beach, the 1sdt Division Army were holding up on the beach, while men desperately try too seek something to get behind on. Louis, now back in reality, heard one of his privates asking him with a loud voice, since machine gun fire was still making most of the noise, "Sir! What will we do now?! The Captain dead!".

Louis, at the time, wasn't thinking straight, everything slowed for him. He saw blood, soaked into the ocean waters, and sand. Immense bodies were falling rapidly on each of the landing boats. all soldiers who were in the front of the boat, rather died quickly, after the hatched had dropped. He saw dead men, still alive. He saw men belly crawling, with no legs, just intestines spilling out and dragging along. He saw a man, looking frequently for something, till he had bend over and picked up a arm, his missing arm.

Louis, now realizing his private talking to him, soon replied in a mournful voice, "Private...find the remainder of the squad! Were going to try to take cover over that sand hill! (Note: The Germans during the time, when they were building fortifications to the defense, they had created a at least, 5ft sand hill, all along the coastal line) Once we reach the hill, were going to have to bomb the trench, so while the explosion lifts the smoke, we'll run up, over the hill, and cover, and find a position to snipe the machine gunners. The rally point is where i'll be! Right here! Now get going!!"

The private soon nodded, and started gathering the remainder of the squad. 24 left...Louis thought to himself. It was enough. So he told the squad the plan, and get ready in a matter of moments. When Louis, got he momentum back, soon yelled, "Alright, everyone now! Move! Straight Line!". Louis soon ran towards the hill, barely almost already getting blown up by a mine bomb, though the 2 men behind him were caught in the explosion, and were snapped like sticks, now blood raining over the squad. Louis soon reaches the sand hill, dodging machine gun fire, and dives towards the hill. Soon the rest of the squad makes it, though one lagged behind and soon got shot 5 times and collapse.

Louis makes a count and only has 21 left, so he tells everyone to prepare grenades. Once everyone had a grenade in hand, they all pulled the ring out, and threw it in the trenches. An huge eruption of smoke, sand, and clouds were lifted, blinding the machine gunners. The squad soon climbs over the hill, and ran up to a almost destroyed wall, but it was 4 foot thick, so it would protect them from machine fire for now. Louis now sweating, yelled, "Corporal Henry, get your ass here on the double!" A rather short man, about 5 "5", came running towards Louis, with a sniper in his hand. "Alright Henry, were going to provide you cover, once we start firing, I want you to run down the hole, they won't notice you if you can keep low. Ready?" Henry replied in a excited manner, "Yes sir!, just make sure i don't die!" He quickly got into position, ready to run. Louis signaled his private, and gaved the order. "Alright, you 4 men, come with me! Provide cover and shoot the Germans! Ready?........Now!" The 5 men soon ran out past the wall, on the right side and layed on the ground, firing rounds.

Ther Germans soon replied with heavy machine guns bullets. Soon with that little conflict, Corporal Henry was running like a mad man, and soon got to the hole, safely. He was getting into position......

Thats it for now. I'll be finishing this part when i feel like it.

Their you have, plz comment on it, and i'll comment your reply :).

Right, i'm now thinking of writing a few stories here and their, this is just a remake of WW2, which i had already done. This was suppose to be for school, but i said the hell with it! I'm a amateur so don't be an ass and leave a shitty comment.

[ Right me and my 2 other friends Kangman and Brazilianinja are thinking of making a flash out my story,(Though we have not yet agreed if were all going to put our time into it) Kangman says if Brazilianinja can do the art, he'll do the production making the format of the flash. i'll be proof reading,
editing and trying to make the story longer. Can't wait till we start making this :).]

This is the introduction of the story, plz read this first before you read the actual story.

A young lad named Louis, 17, a full blooded Frenchmen, who survived a total chaos in 1940 when Germany took France, remembered the ill moments he had. He had lost his entire family in the London bomb raid, and he will fulfill his brothers dream before he died, his brother wanted to join the army, so Louis joins to fulfill it.Once he grew to the age of 17, he signed up for the British Army, and they took him in well. He was amazingly clever, and quick to action and a quick thinker also (meaning he was able to get out of a situation with quick action while thinking ahead). He soon became a Sergeant(the previous one were dropping like flies for god sake), after his training, and going up the ranks rather quickly, but has never entered the war. Now he is participating in the WW2 effort against Hitler and his Nazis, by asking the current General of Britain, General Dempsey, to join the British 2nd Army, and take back France!

Setting: June 6th, 1944. Gold Beach, France.

It was all quiet on the boat. No one talked, no one made a whisper. They were all ready, they soon prayed, and saw that they were drawing close to the shore. Louis, who was at the time, vomiting after a few minutes, wiped his mouth and asked his Captain, 'Sir, what will we do once we hit shore?", the Captain of Louis squad soon replied, in a ill manor, "Lad, the Germans have machine guns mounted up their at least 20 meters apart from each other from their post. We'll hope that the few men in front of us will provide cover for us once they start shooting. Once you hear guns shooting, jumped over and make a run for shelter up on the shore. You got that? From their, I'll lead the remainder of the squad and try to make a way up their posts and take them out.". Louis, replied with a sad reply, "Yes sir". He knew what was going to happen, their going to sacrifice the men up in front of the boat to provide cover, once we jump on the side of the boat.

The man who was driving the boat up shore soon called over to the 40 men, "We have reached the shore!! Get ready for hatch to drop! You have at least 30 seconds till it drops!" The men were quivering. Some now started vomiting. The others, had their warlike faces on them, ready to kill, ready for shelter..or perhaps..ready to die.

We hit shore, with a thud, all soldiers seem to rocked forward from the force. the wheel on the hatch soon spin wildly, then the hatch dropped. The first few men who were about to go on the beach got hit by so much bullets, it caused some of the blood on their backs to appear, like a vapor of water. The captain, realizing that they better get off the boat quick, yelled out for all soldiers to jump on the side of the boat and swim to shore.

Louis jumps out of the boat, then a bullet nearly grazes him on his cheek, he stood their panic, facing war for the first time, then he hurries himself towards the beach, which already has a couple of men dead. Once he reaches the shore, he dives toward some sort of metal cross, which was laying on the wet sand. He stood their scared, as he watch men died, who were still on the boat, trying desperately to get on the beach and seek shelter. He soon sees his Captain calling him out, 'What the fuck are you doing?!?!" then he gets head shot, and falls rather awkward.

At that moment the rest of his squadron was behind shelter, and trying to survive the onslaught of machine bullets. Once he closes his eye's, we drift back in time 4 years later. when he was 13.

The beginning of the story.

Setting: May 26th, 1940 Paris, France 2:46 p.m. (i just randomly chose the daytime in Paris.)

There used to be a wonderful place, full of fun and laughter, where all was so joyful. News had reached us that Great Britain and France are keeping the Germans at bay. People knew it was WW2, but the propaganda of each nation kept giving it citizens false info and hope. As i stood their, in the heart of Paris my brother(11) and I(13) were walking home back from school.

We were both walking down the streets, with our heads held high, though my brother kept glancing at the French soldiers who were walking down the opposite street that we just came from. My brother admired them for a particular reason. High boots, shiny rifles, Blue and White uniform, walking in straight lines. My brother said he would like to join the military one day. Me, well, i love art so i'm going the opposite direction then my brother. We were 2 years apart but at the time, we didn't know what war had installed for us.

Once we reached the countryside where my parents lived, we raced home, waving our arms excitedly. Mother was making her best soup today for dinner so we couldn't wait. As we got home, our mother greeted us, kissed and hugged us, and hurried my brother and i inside, rather quickly. We asked her what was the rush, but all she did was pestered us inside.

Our father, who worked in Paris, as a businessman, said he'd be coming home late. As we sat their eating our mother soup, our mother sat on the sofa, and turned on the radio. Suddenly, their was an huge announcement on the radio. "The Germans has just invaded Belgium! Paris is now asking all French Citizens to evacuate! This is not a joke! The Germans took Belgium!" We stood their, staring at each other, first my brother then my mother, we all knew if we wouldn't leave, we were for sure doomed.

As we rushed into the heart of Paris, people were running with their belongings, dropping here and their, as if they were about to get bombed on. We quickly found our father, where he usually works at. We soon gathered our things from their, and got in our automobile. We soon head for the English Channel, so we can go to the British, since during the time, their navy has been the strongest, and was France ally. We soon arrived at a port city called Dunkirk. The port was so very crowded. We saw the French Military their, they all seem, out of breath, and their eye's, bulging. The French soldiers were actually digging up trenches into the grassy sand layered, which was near the beach. It appears that they thought, they were going back to WW1, and looking forward to trench warfare. It really looked like they were over-working themselves. Each soldier with a shovel in hand, kept digging deeper and deeper, till you couldn't see their blue helmets. It took us nearly 5-6 hours to get on a boat ready, thats when i heard a big bang, and when a passenger ship, filled with people, soon exploded. I saw people screaming and jumping into the air, being blown to bits!

I soon saw the German tanks, firing away at the boats, and the French military, this was only about at least 500 yards away, but they shot from a great distance! What made me so amazed when i saw their tanks, how enormousness and powerful it was. It was crushing all the obstacles in its way, destroying everything. We soon hurried into the boat, and the boat stirred to life, heading forward to Britain. Feeling safe and sound, yet scared, i tried and watch on how our French military holding up. I gasp in horror. Half of them were running, the other half running turning back and fire, and continue to run toward the channel. They were all panicking, soon Air planes that made a screeching noise almost came near us, and dropped a bomb on a other passenger's shiped. I nearly cried, when i saw how many peopled died.

Right next to me, my brother was crying loudly, while my mother, extremely worried, grasp her son, and tried to give him comfort. While my father(who knew what the hell was he thinking) tried to help with the sailor men. As i looked back at the beach, the Royal Navy of Britain, soon rescued the French soldiers, and quickly tried to get out. As we were far away from the beaches, I saw, so many German tanks, i gasp at how powerful the Germans were. As we finally reached Britain the next day, we were told we were one of the lucky survivor's that were trying to escape through the English channel. 300,000 French soldiers survived the horrible attack from Germany. About 30,000 lost their lives on the beaches that night.

So i thought to myself. "This is what war is? Basically, coming out here to die, at unbeatable odds? And we were so early into the war, we already lost? I pray we survive this..." After i thought of this, i cried silently, once we were put, where we would be sleeping, i just hope this bloody war will end.

Their you have, plz comment on it, and i'll comment your reply :).